Riley Gaines Beat Lia Thomas For the Last Spot on the US Women’s Olympic Team
In what bookmakers are calling the upset of all time in women’s swimming, Riley Gaines beat Lia Thomas for the last spot left on the […]
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Jets Head Coach Takes a Stand: “Put Kaepernick On The Practice Squad And I Quit”
The New York Jets practice squad is one of the best in the league. Its players are always ready to step in if the team […]
Golden Girls Reboot Rejects Whoopi Goldberg Playing Dorothy: “Nobody Would Watch That”
The reboot of “The Golden Girls” is set to start filming as soon as the show’s producers finish building the cast. So far, they’ve filled […]
Roseanne Turns Down $4 Million Spot On The View: “I’d Punch Whoopi”
Roseanne Barr was down, but she certainly wasn’t out. Her standup show on Fox was just the tip of the iceberg. A Los Angeles jury […]
Girl’s Tennis Team Refuses To Play Match Against Biological Males: “There Were Three of Them”
The team that forfeited is ranked one of the best in the state. The team they were supposed to play went from last to second […]
Mike McCarthy Issues $500K Fines For Anthem Kneeling: “Hit Them Where It Hurts”
Cowboys Head Coach Mike McCarthy has figured out how to stop his players from kneeling during the national anthem once and for all: Fine them […]
Taylor Swift Told Travis Kelce He Should Kneel For The Anthem – He Refused
In a bustling backstage area at a star-studded charity event, two icons of their respective worlds found themselves in an unexpected conversation. Taylor Swift, the […]
Venus Williams Gets a Standing Ovation For Refusing To Play a Trans Woman
Venus Williams is one of the best tennis players ever to grace the sport. She and her sister, Serena, have won more combined titles than […]
Judge Awards Riley Gaines $8 Million In Whoopi Defamation Case: “You Should Have Asked For More”
Riley Gaines was robbed of a moment she’ll never get back when Lia Thomas crossed that finish line just ahead of her. She forever became […]
Guinness Vacates Lia Thomas’ World Records: “It’s The Right Thing To Do”
In a shocking turn of events, the Editor in Chief of Guinness World Records, Joe Barron, announced today that the organization would be vacating all […]