70-year-old widow posts newspaper advert looking for new husband, only for it to go viral
Getting back into the dating world can be strange, and intimidating, especially if it’s been a long time since you were last single. Of course, […]
NFL Ends Three Decades of Partnership with Bud Light: “Nobody Buys It Anymore”
You know you’re in trouble when you’re too woke for the NFL. In 1988, Anheuser Busch entered into a partnership with the National Football League […]
Riley Gaines Calls Megan Rapinoe Out On Live TV: “You’re a Traitor To Your Country”
When Megan Rapinoe joined the ESPN show “Sports Talk with Joe Barron,” she had no idea that Riley Gaines was also making an appearance. While […]
FCC Fines The View $13.6M for Airing Kathy Griffin’s “Violence and Gore”
The FCC handed down its largest fine in more than a decade after Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar exchanged a nice laugh — and an […]
Stephen King’s Book Sales Have Dropped 70 Percent Since He Went Woke
Steven King is learning the hard way that his decision to enter the world of the woke is a costly endeavor. Like most things on […]
Finally: ABC Issues a Formal Apology to Roseanne Barr: “We Were Wrong”
Nearly a decade after destroying Roseanne Barr’s career, ABC has officially apologized. “We were wrong,” said a statement from Network CEO Joe Barron, “We overlooked […]
Oliver Anthony Turns Down $100K to Sing the National Anthem: “I Sing That Song For Free”
Oliver Anthony continues to surprise his fans. After turning down offers of as much as $8 million for a recording deal, the meager farmer from […]
Roseanne’s 1st Episode Gets More Views Than “The Conners” Did All Last Season
Roseanne Barr’s critics say she’s a “has-been.” They believe nobody wants anything to do with her. Even after her standup routine was nominated for a […]
First to Worst: Fox News Trails Oann and Newsmax in the Ratings: “They Betrayed the Audience”
While Fox News has been losing viewers for years, the core of the country’s conservatives has still typically kept the network on top of the […]
Target Closing 14 Stores in Florida and Alabama: “They’re Virtual Ghost Towns”
Target was already on thin ice with conservatives when some genius in marketing decided to Bud Light the operation completely. Now, in the heart of […]