Anheuser Busch Closing Its Flagship Brewery After “Worst Year Ever”
Bud Light sales have dipped so far in the past three weeks that the company now faces an unthinkable task: shuttering the brewery that produces […]
NFL Refuses Colin Kaepernick’s Request For Active Status: “Nobody Is Gonna Hire You”
Colin Kaepernick was denied a return to “active status” by the NFL’s ethics committee this week, ending any hopes the former quarterback has of participating […]
Entire Jets Offensive Line Will Walk If The Team Signs Kaepernick: “He’s Not Worth Protecting”
The entire offensive line of the New York Jets says it will quit the team if the front office signs Colin Kaepernick. “We’re not taking […]
Ted Nugent And Kid Rock Are Teaming Up For A New “No Frills – No Lies” Variety Show
Ted Nugent and Kid Rock are in talks with producers to put together a weekly variety show, most likely for a cable network or streaming […]
Elway’s Broncos Release Two Perpetual Kneelers: “More Trouble Than They’re Worth”
When John Elway took control of the Denver Broncos, he made some demands. One was that he had full control over football operations. When the […]
Riley Gaines and Candace Owens Team Up And Demolish Whoopi Goldberg: “She Hates Everything”
Candace Owens had Riley Gaines on her show, and boy was it worth watching. Since she tapes at the same time as “T^he View,” Candace […]
Budweiser Brands Won’t Be Welcome at Oktoberfest For The 1st Time in 75 Years
Every year, millions of people travel to the largest volksfest in the world: Oktoberfest. Held in a town called Okto on the Bavarian side of […]
Whoopi Goldberg Loses $8 Million Settlement to Riley Gaines
Gaines sued Goldberg after the TV personality slammed her on “The View” for having an opinion on transgender athletes. Riley Gaines was robbed of a […]
Elon Musk Files $60 Million Suit Against Whoopi and The View: “They Never Stop Lying About Me”
Elon Musk has had enough of Whoopi Goldberg’s nonsense. Ever since he decided to buy Twitter, she’s been on a crusade to turn him into […]
Ohio State Revokes Scholarships From Three Anthem Kneelers: “They Were Warned”
Ohio State University is famous for two things: Winning football games and patriotism. In a nation of ever-crumbling higher education, OSU stands proudly as a […]