Nashville City Council Votes 4-3 to Deny Garth Brooks a Liquor License

In a surprising vote that nobody saw coming, the City of Nashville has effectively shut down Garth Brooks and his plan to open a bar there. The City Council voted 4-3 to deny the country superstar a liquor license.

“We don’t feel like the city will be a better place if we allow Friends in Low Places to serve alcohol,” said City Manager Joe Barron, “We would prefer a place that welcomes all people.”

Brooks said his bar would do just that, right before he called half of Americans “assholes” and ostracized himself from his own fan base.

Without a liquor license, Brooks won’t be able to make good on his promise to sell “all brands of beer,” including, of course, Bud Light.

While punishing Brooks online is both fun and profitable, it doesn’t quite jive with the reality of his situation. For example, his bar has already both had a flop of a grand opening as well as a canceled event of the same name.

“It’s like Shroedinger’s bar,” said ALLOD Correspondent Skip Tetheludah, “we can’t tell from day to day what might happen next.” With a full boycott blooming, it’s really, really hard to tell.

One thing is for sure, patriots: Garth Brooks will never be a success in the hearts and minds of true Americans on the internet. God Bless America.

Related Posts

Julia Roberts’ daughter Hazel is growing up fast and looks just like her mother

A celebrity we hardly ever hear from is Julia Roberts. Fans know nothing about her personal life. Despite her being an Oscar-winning actress who has appeared in…

After discovering a room full of snakes and realizing they must be guarding something, a man calls the police.

A daring rescue operation has uncovered a perplexing mystery revolving around an abandoned building, a room teeming with snakes, and an unwitting protagonist named Dan. Here’s the…

A distressed woman confided in her grandmother, who had an excellent response to the news that her husband had cheated on her.

It’s important to be able to talk to the people we care about about the challenges we’re facing in life so that we don’t have to go…

Roseanne Barr Turns 70 — She Is Slimmer, Has Bigger Family & Is ‘Feeling Good’ with Beloved Man of 20 Years

Roseanne Barr was fired from her sitcom because of a racist tweet. The actress found love again and bought a house in Hawaii with her life partner….

Kate Middleton’s Cancer Diagnosis: Revealing the Shocking News

Last week, much to the surprise of her close friends, Kate Middleton shared the news about her cancer diagnosis. While she confided in a small group of…

Stray cat refuses to eat unless she gets food in a bag

A mother’s love for her child is stronger than anything else. Often, a mom will go without so that her children can get what they need. It…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *