ABC’s New Parent Company Wants “The View” Canceled

For years, ABC has kept “The View” on the air, despite its horrible ratings. In the coveted 11 am Eastern spot, the show was once a powerhouse that couldn’t be beaten. Now it regularly loses to The Five and a slew of game shows across half a dozen networks and streaming apps.

“It’s been last for a long time,” said network spokesman Joe Barron, “and with the new owners, that’s not gonna fly.”

Barron says the show gets a lot of leeway because of the respect they have for Barbara Walters, but it’s become obvious that Whoopi will never be the host that brings in the big numbers.

“We’d love to move them to 7 am so they can compete with Morning Joe, but she won’t have it,” said Barron, “Whoopi wants her spotlight or nothing at all.”

We reached out to producers of The View through a surrogate because of the restraining order we’re still disputing in a federal court. Our partner correspondent, Cynthia Luwho, says Whoopi and the rest are once again in complete denial.

“They said they won’t comment because this is the sixth time they’ve been canceled this year,” said Luwho, “and something about how it’s probably that Blair guy again and that he needs ‘new material.’”

Believe us, Whoopi, we know better than anyone. Unfortunately, when chumming the waters, you don’t switch from fish parts to Skittles to see what happens. You just…chum. God Bless America.

Related Posts

Caitlyn Jenner Opens Up About Her Relationship with the Kardashian-Jenner Family

Caitlyn Jenner, the 73-year-old former Olympian and reality TV star, recently sat down for an interview to promote her upcoming documentary about her family. In the interview,…

Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn are happy because they became grandparents again.

Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn are really happy because they just became grandparents for the eighth time. They’re as thrilled as any grandparent would be! Everyone knows…

Sally Field’s worst on-screen kiss in her decades-long career might be a surprise to most

Sally Field has always been a favorite of mine. She is a legendary actress with exceptional talent. Additionally, the 76-year-old has had a long history of on-screen…

Flight attendant gives hilarious response to an arrogant rich woman

A very well dressed woman at this person’s flight refused to raise her tray when asked to do so by the gay flight attendant. Instead, she showed…

Michael Strahan’s daughter in extreme pain during chemotherapy for brain cancer

In a poignant and candid YouTube vlog, Isabella Strahan, the daughter of renowned TV personality Michael Strahan, opened up about her ongoing struggle with brain cancer. At…

A royal expert gives a “major” report on Kate Middleton’s surgery weeks after she got out of the hospital.

Kate Middleton is continuing her recovery from her abdominal surgery in mid-January. The Princess of Wales left the hospital, The London Clinic, almost two weeks after the…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *