Riley Gaines Mops the Floor With Whoopi and Joy on The View: “Ignorance is Bliss”
“Women deserve better,” Gaines told the popular talk show hosts, “But you’ve let them down.” Riley Gaines wasted no time laying into Whoopi Goldberg and […]
Declined: ABC Won’t Renew Whoopi Goldberg’s Contract – “It’s Time She Moves On”
According to an exclusive report from The Dunning Kruger Times, Whoopi Goldberg is at the end of her run with The View: They didn’t fire […]
Broncos Release Last Two Perpetual Kneelers: “They’re Like Spoiled Children”
When John Elway took control of the Denver Broncos, he made some demands. One was that he had full control over football operations. When the […]
Girls Swim Team Walks Out on “Special Guest” Lia Thomas: “You’re a Cheater, Not a Hero”
The girl’s swimming team from Vandenboom High School in Ludafisk, Minnesota walked into their locker room to find a surprise guest: former NCAA swimmer Lia […]
Riley Gaines Beat Lia Thomas For the Last Spot on the US Women’s Olympic Team
In what bookmakers are calling the upset of all time in women’s swimming, Riley Gaines beat Lia Thomas for the last spot left on the […]
Jets Head Coach Takes a Stand: “Put Kaepernick On The Practice Squad And I Quit”
The New York Jets practice squad is one of the best in the league. Its players are always ready to step in if the team […]
Golden Girls Reboot Rejects Whoopi Goldberg Playing Dorothy: “Nobody Would Watch That”
The reboot of “The Golden Girls” is set to start filming as soon as the show’s producers finish building the cast. So far, they’ve filled […]
Roseanne Turns Down $4 Million Spot On The View: “I’d Punch Whoopi”
Roseanne Barr was down, but she certainly wasn’t out. Her standup show on Fox was just the tip of the iceberg. A Los Angeles jury […]
Girl’s Tennis Team Refuses To Play Match Against Biological Males: “There Were Three of Them”
The team that forfeited is ranked one of the best in the state. The team they were supposed to play went from last to second […]
Mike McCarthy Issues $500K Fines For Anthem Kneeling: “Hit Them Where It Hurts”
Cowboys Head Coach Mike McCarthy has figured out how to stop his players from kneeling during the national anthem once and for all: Fine them […]