Hank Williams Jr Says He “Wouldn’t Be Caught Dead” With Garth Brooks On Stage

Hank Williams Jr. has finally come out with a definitive opinion about Garth Brooks. Williams, a bonafide country legend, has remained quiet on the subject…until now.

“I wouldn’t be caught dead on stage with him nowadays,” said Williams Jr, “Every time he steps out the crowd boos. He had to cancel his Vegas residency over it.”

According to Guinness, Brooks now holds the world record for most ex-fans who will still pay to see him just so they can boo. Milli Vanilli previously held the honor. For Brooks, it’s just another failure in his waning career.

“He’s probably gonna hang it up and move on,” said spokesman Joe Barron, “He’s got like eleventy billion dollars.”

Hank Jr. is the latest in a long line of country artists who have joined the movement to hate on Garth Brooks. “He did it to himself,” said Alan Jackson’s neighbor Jerry, “and if there wasn’t that stupid restraining order I’d run over and tell Alan to tell you himself.”

Jerry is a brave American who loves his country and despises Garth Brooks. “He wouldn’t denounce Bud Light,” he said with a tear in his eye, “and now I can never listen to Achy Beaky Heart again.”

Billy Ray Cyrus was too busy fondling a girl who played his daughter’s friend in middle school years ago to respond, but his spokesman, Joe Barron, says he’s honored to be mentioned in print at all. God Bless America.

Related Posts

Julia Roberts’ daughter Hazel is growing up fast and looks just like her mother

A celebrity we hardly ever hear from is Julia Roberts. Fans know nothing about her personal life. Despite her being an Oscar-winning actress who has appeared in…

After discovering a room full of snakes and realizing they must be guarding something, a man calls the police.

A daring rescue operation has uncovered a perplexing mystery revolving around an abandoned building, a room teeming with snakes, and an unwitting protagonist named Dan. Here’s the…

A distressed woman confided in her grandmother, who had an excellent response to the news that her husband had cheated on her.

It’s important to be able to talk to the people we care about about the challenges we’re facing in life so that we don’t have to go…

Roseanne Barr Turns 70 — She Is Slimmer, Has Bigger Family & Is ‘Feeling Good’ with Beloved Man of 20 Years

Roseanne Barr was fired from her sitcom because of a racist tweet. The actress found love again and bought a house in Hawaii with her life partner….

Kate Middleton’s Cancer Diagnosis: Revealing the Shocking News

Last week, much to the surprise of her close friends, Kate Middleton shared the news about her cancer diagnosis. While she confided in a small group of…

Stray cat refuses to eat unless she gets food in a bag

A mother’s love for her child is stronger than anything else. Often, a mom will go without so that her children can get what they need. It…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *