The liberal left’s Little Lady Lately is in trouble again. The star of Tv’s “Who’s the Boss” and “Charmed” was photographed last week wearing none other than “blackface”, a smearing of makeup applied when one wants to appear African American.
The use of Blackface has been predominant among the Hollywood liberal set even as they condemn it, with such actors as Ted Danson, Whoopi Goldberg, and Sammy Davis Jr. all using it on numerous occasions. Now Milano has joined that disappointing company, and it isn’t pretty.
“I was performing a sketch for the site Funny Or Die. You know that one? Yeah, anyway, I was cast to play ‘Snooky’ from Jersey Shore, and they applied all this fake tanning cream to me. That’s what it was. Not blackface. Goddamn you conservative dipshits are dumb.”
But some disgusted dissenters are having none of the little mouse’s excuses.
“Why has Alyssa Milano applied blackface to herself?” asked Fox News mental patient Tucker Carlson. “Did she score a part in Black Panther 3?”
“I was totally in love with Alyssa back in elementary schools,” says close chum Joe Barron. “She did one time squish bubble gum over her nose and say she was Geddy Lee. You know, the guy from Rush. We were all horrified.”
Milano is being sued, harassed, bullied, and had her Volkswagen set on fire due to this controversy. Is it deserved? You be the judge.