The girl’s tennis team from Barron High School in Springfield, Kentucky refused to participate in a match against neighboring Shelbyville High after learning that one of the players on the rival team is a biological male.

“We don’t care if we lose the points,” said Springfield’s team captain, “we’d rather forfeit than play a rigged game.”

The transgender student from Shelbyville stands 6-foot-4 and weighs in at 220 pounds. “She” hasn’t had male organ removed yet, but has had breast implants.

“We shouldn’t have to see his bulge when he reaches for his balls, said Captain Simpson, “this isn’t what we signed up for.”

The rest of the team was right there to support her. “We’re with Lisa,” said one of the other female children from the show, “we won’t stand for it!

ALLOD Sportsball Correspondent Tara Newhole says she estimates that high school sports are now controlled by no less than 73 percent trans athletes, making it nearly impossible for people with a uterus to compete at all. They should just have one category at this point,” said Newhole, “that way the real girls will just know not to bother.”

That seems pretty sad, but we have to do what we have to do. God Bless America.

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