Cracker Jack Sales “In The Toilet” After Replacing Jack With a Woman of Color

The woke mind virus continues to infect our nation. The latest is a sad one. The Cracker Jack Company, which has been an American institution since 1896, is the latest to go against common sense.

The company has replaced its sailor mascot, Jack, with a woman of color, named Jill, to promote diversity. It’s a shame. And it needs to stop.

Jack has been on boxes of Cracker Jack since the beginning. It’s called Cracker Jack. But no more, thanks to some in the company who’ve vowed to the woke and changed an American icon. They say it’s to promote women’s achievements. But we all know it’s another step in the wrong direction.

It’s a step to being more “woke”. Replacing Jack with a woman of color is bowing to the left and their insanity.

Jack has been synonymous with Cracker Jack since the beginning. A handsome, young Caucasian sailor. Good man. American man. How do we even know Jill is based on someone legally here? We do not. And considering how these woke monsters think, Jill is probably an illegal lesbian America hater. Because that’s what the left wants. Jill is probably a liberal too, replacing true American values.

Joseph Barron, head of Cracker Jack’s diversity, inclusivity and equity department, something that is probably made up, doesn’t understand why Americans are pushing back. “You know it’s a fictional cartoon character, just like Jack was, right? And this is temporary, to celebrate women”. Sure it is Mr. Barron, sure it is. It’s more wokeism by woke corporate know-nothings to promote evil and satanism.

So far, the company has lost $2 billion just from the initial announcement. The losses will continue to stack up unless the name is changed back and Americans can see the real hero, a Caucasian American sailor staring at you while you munch down on stale popcorn coated with caramel. America has lost her way.

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