Steeler’s Mike Tomlin Puts An End To Kneeling On His Field: “You’re Athlete’s Not Activists”
Mike Tomlin, head coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, has issued a mandate to all of his players for the upcoming season: there will be no […]
Riley Gaines Beats Lia Thomas For the Last Spot on the Pro Tour: “She Never Gave Up”
In what bookmakers are calling the upset of all time in women’s swimming, Riley Gaines beat Lia Thomas for the last spot left on the […]
Joe Rogan Takes On Whoopi Goldberg: “I Actually Went to College”
Joe Rogan had it out with Whoopi Goldberg, and his fans are going wild about it. Rogan, who makes his fame with brutal honesty, let […]
James Woods Tears Into Whoopi Goldberg: “Your Real Name is Karen”
Whoopi Goldberg got more than she bargained for when she decided to take a call from James Woods on “The View.” Woods called in to […]
Women’s World Cycling Champion Came in 47th in Men’s Division a Year Ago
“It’s pronounced Brittany, like the singer,” said the new World Women’s Cycling champion, “I really wish people would stop trying to make it sound masculine.” […]
Roseanne’s New Show Will Premier After The Super Bowl on FOX
Roseanne has a new show that will ultimately compete with “The View” at 11 AM Eastern Monday through Friday. The first episode, however, will appear […]
TRUE: Gordon Ramsay Banned Megan Rapinoe For Life: “She’s An Obnoxious Clown”
According to reports from a trusted source, Chef Gordon Ramsay has banned loudmouth Megan Rapinoe from his restaurants for life. “Chef Ramsay happened to be […]
AOC Says Only Career Veterans Should Receive Healthcare Benefits
Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) believes that American veterans are a drain on society. She thinks that offering healthcare benefits to people who served their country […]
ABC Hires Tim Allen As Its “Conservative Programming Consultant”
ABC has decided that it can no longer ignore the growing number of conservatives in Hollywood. To maintain balance, the network has decided to create […]
NFL Coaches Handed Out Over $3 Million in Fines to Anthem Kneelers: “We’re Hitting Them Where it Hurts”
The National Football League updated its policy on protesting the National Anthem before the season, and it seems to be working. “It’s up to the […]